It’s a Set Up

MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!!!

I think that life is a constant set up, be it for success or failure, and is up to you. I would like to say that this thought comes from porn and romance movies… why? I’m glad you asked.

I think that romance movies set women up for the okie doke. Women believe that their significant other should act this way or treat her this way or be thoughtful like this or whatever. When I watch movies, I never think about the fact that it’s scripted or that someone has taken months (possibly years!) to create this perfect story, rather I look at Chris like, “You jerk, why can’t you be like that!” When reality is that it just doesn’t work like that every single day and when he chooses to be awesome, he is phenomenal.

On the other hand, I think that porn sets men up for constant disappointment. 1st of all, most women are not that flexible, haha. Secondly, it’s rare that both partners will climax at the exact same time…  Third of all… we don’t scream and moan because of your mere presences, it takes a little more than that. Fourth, no woman (I mean it) is going to let you ram your penis into her anus (or mouth)!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!  And lastly, we’re just not into you cuming on our faces (LMAO).

So I say that these romance movies and porn set folks up for failure, while they’re fun to watch and imagine it could be real, keep in mind that all of them are actors and paid to perform to your liking. With that in mind every now and then buy flowers for no reason, dance in the rain, and she may let you, um, yeah… probably not but worth a try, right?

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2 comments on “It’s a Set Up

  1. Your bestie Nicole says:

    Love it!!! So So true!!!

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